Every girl has that one boy she’ll never lose feelings for. MTV’s Girl Code (via sweetest-destynie)
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Q: idk who to ask so i amgonna ask u. How do u get blood out of clothing/beds/material? //I didnt kill anyon, i'm just a girl and it happens u kno?

wolfietheoutcast:

Peroxide is a girl’s best friend during this time of the month. 

What’s peroxide?

The bubbly stuff your mum used to put on cuts and scrapes you got, and you would scream and cry hella loud, and the neighbors thought you were being murdered.

If that’s not ringing a bell, then how about my Walking Dead PC game fans?Season 2 spoiler ahead

Clem pours that stuff on her arm, it bubbles and she cringes and literally almost fucking dies but doesnt cause fuck that season 2 Clem is badass as a motherfuck? Yeah….this stuff:

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This shit is horrible when talking about cuts

BUT DEAR FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT WHEN YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD!

WENT TO SLEEP AND WOKE UP IN THE RED FUCKING SEA THAT EVEN MOSES COULDN’T PART?

TAKE OFF YOU FLITHY CLOTHES. FIRST, GET YOUR PANTS, POUR SOME PEROXIDE ON THAT BITCH. YES SHIT IS GONNA BE MESSY, DO THIS OVER THE SINK OR IN THE TUB OR SOMETHING. THEN JUST RINSE IT WITH WATER. REPEAT IF NEEDED, THEN THROW IN THE WASHER. SHIT SHOULD LOOK GOOD AS NEW. DO THE SAME IF YOU WERE WEARING A LONG SHIRT AND IT FUCKED THAT UP TOO

NOW, WITH YOUR UNDERWEAR, YOU TAKE THAT SHIT AND YOU DO THE SAME UP UNTIL YOU DO THE WASHY THINGS. DONT WASH THEM QUITE YET. LET THOSE FUCKERS SIT IN PEROXIDE FOR A GOOD LONG WHILE, THEN YOU WASH EM. ASSUMING THERE IS A SHIT LOAD MORE BLOOD ON YOUR PANTIES, THIS IS NECESSARY BUT ….I GUESS NOT MANDATORY DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, I’M NOT YOUR MUM.

OH SHIT, YOU WERE SLEEPING ON YOUR BED HUH?

THAT SUCKS ASS

THEN YOU GET THE FUCKING COVERS OFF, AND SCRUB THOSE BITCHES WITH PEROXIDE AND WASH THEM. 

FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE, IT GOT IN THE FUCKING MATTRESS TOO? YOU HATE LIFE, HUH?

SCRUB SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL OUT OF THAT SHIT LIKE YOU PASTOR IS COMING OVER FOR DAILY INNER DEMON INSPECTION. 

WELL SHIT ON ME, AND TELL ME I AM TRASH, WHAT IF YOU ARE AT SCHOOL?

YOUR DUMB ASS SHOULD HAVE BACK UP PADS AND TAMPONS, AND AN EXTRA CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR AT LEAST.

IF NOT, ASK THE TEACHER TO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE AND EXCUSE YOU.

TAKE YOUR BACKPACK. IF THEY ASK WHY, JUST SAY HOMIE, YOU DONT EVEN WANNA FUCKING KNOW. SATAN IS BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW AND I GOTTA TAKE CURR OF IT.

SO IF YOU DONT HAVE A SWEATER TO TIE AROUND YOUR WASTE LIKE IN YOUR FUCKING 5TH GRADE AGAIN, THEN YOU CAN JUST ADJUST THE STRAPS ON YOUR BACKPACK SO THE BACKPACK HANDS LOW ENOUGH TO COVER YO ASS. IF YOU HAVE A ROLLING BACK PACK, RECONSIDERING YOU FUCKING LIFE CHOICES.

THEN YOU GO TO THE NURSES OFFICE, TELL THAT HOMEGURL/HOMEBOY WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THUR, AND THEY SHOULD FUCKING HELP YOU.

OUT IN PUBLIC AND THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENS?

YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING LEARNED AT SCHOOL

TO 

ALWAYS

BRING

BACKUPS

BITCH

and if you didn’t, dont worry. this shit happens, dont be all embarrassed. Just yell “FUCK YOU ALL, I’M FERTILE AS SHIT.” and walk out/away

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cakejam:

hey it’s called instant messaging for a reason

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guy:

i never finish anyth

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